This Is Not An Exit

This, right here, is what they call “it.”

The plan was originally to snag one of my single friends, but they’re all assholes, and head off to some nice restaurant in the uppity part of town. Upon entering, said friend would distract the hostess long enough for me to spy an upcoming reservation. Then, the two of us would commit a slight bit of identity theft and take the reserved table. What happens after that is all up in the air.

Instead, since my single friends are all assholes, I shall put on my pair of MSU pajama pants, a sweatshirt, pour myself a glass of scotch, turn on my PS3 and continue to burn through a final playthrough of Mass Effect 2 in preparation for the third installment being released on March 6th (which I have off from work, coincidentally enough…).

I’ll probably end up drinking too much to even masturbate before bed.

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