March 2012
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“All I ever wanted was a teddy which was big, real, and talked. But now...”
– Little Girl from Supernatural, 4x08 “Wishful Thinking”
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Brain Scratch
likeoscar:
Why do people believe in God? It’s because they want to. It’s not easy living in this rotten world. There is nothing certain while living on in this world. Do you get it? God didn’t create humans. Humans created God. Do you know what the greatest and worst invention that humans ever made was? Television. Television controls people using information and steals their sense of...
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And then there was that.
Lately I’ve been toying with the idea, mostly for fun and maybe a little because I might actually benefit from it, of hitting my parents up for money to check myself into a mental rehabilitation facility.
Of course knowing my mother, she’d mistake the past 6 years of depression and my growing disdain for—not only myself—most people I know and meet, as a sign that I need...
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'Mass Effect 3': Lead writer Mac Walters talks... →
Added to Bucket List: Become Lead Writer of Epic Video Game Trilogy.
February 2012
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"You will enjoy doing something different this...
Yeah, Fortune Cookie, I’ve read this before. You kind of led me to believe the same sort of thing this past New Years Eve and all that happened was a bunch of friends got drunk, I had to drive my inebriated sister home, and some rather pathetic, unattractive (probably under-age) girl kept trying to get me to stick my tongue in her mouth and probably other places that I won’t mention...
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This is how I know we’re going to be good friends
When I can send you a random text message after not having communicated in the past few weeks or couple months and you respond as if we’d spoken every day. This is how being friends with me works. Sometimes you see me a couple times a week. Sometimes we correspond daily. Sometimes it’s as if I don’t exist and you won’t even know I’m alive for weeks on end.
This is the kind of friend I am. I am...
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"You should be running."
If it’s still like this tonight, then I suppose I can try to write about it.
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It's like that time I went to the drug store to...
I think I’m going to fall asleep and it’s barely eight.
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Not Really A Review: 11/22/63
So I finally finished reading Stephen King’s latest work, 11/23/63. I stayed awake longer than I should have last night to finish it, but I didn’t want the last 200 pages of this thing taunting me. I knew if I didn’t finish it last night, it would sit on my desk and collect dust for another three or four weeks while I fantasized about finishing it, but instead turned on my PS3, or went...
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“For a moment everything was clear, and when that happens you see that the world...”
– Stephen King, 11/22/63
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The Morning After
is never how it turns out in the stories I write.
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Wakka Wakka Wakka
If you start a review of a book you’ve just read with “Well, I have a degree in English” or “I’m an English Major” I will not take your review seriously.
Spending 4+ years blowing your professor and letting him ejaculate on your face doesn’t mean you have some deeper understanding of anything.
But seriously I
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Name the first smell that you smell. Right now.
Thai. Some sort of shrimp and curry and noodles and it’s fucking delicious. Time to eat.
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I'm drinking and still trying to think of that...
Only the best sorts of self-entitled assholes.
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nick-0-las asked: How the fuck could another human being be made with the same brain as me? How do you exist? Why aren't we the kind of friends that grew up as neighbors, the kind that spent every summer day and night doing nothing and everything together?
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Anonymous asked: Wait a sec. You a guy or girl?
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quevengalamanana asked: your imperfection is perfection.
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I once stood on the loading bay of a bus station in Chicago on a humid June night, sharing a cigarette with some 17 year old girl who was, unfortunately, smitten with me. The next day she got off in Oklahoma. I was rifling through my bag, looking for a lighter or a book or something and I stumbled across a note she had written and must have sneaked in when I wasn’t looking.
I don’t...
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I find I like most people much better prior to the point where I actually know them.
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“Was there ever a trap to match the trap of love?”
– Stephen King; The Gunslinger. (via trevoredwards)
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Latest Addition
Glee, meet Tumblr Savior.
Tumblr Savior, meet Glee.
Now you two get along and keep from making my eyes and brainparts bleed anymore, okay? Cheerio!
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4 Reasons Humans Will Never Understand Each Other →
Basically we are all selfish, vapid meat-sacks prone to constant acts of assholery and doucheness.
Anyone claiming otherwise is in denial. People in denial are served no cake. No. Cake.
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Oops.
I accidentally deleted all my messages. I’ve had a series of messages I’ve been meaning to respond to, but was waiting until I’m out of this…funk. It would seem I can no longer reply, as I do not recall who sent them. Or what they contained. Oh well.
In other news, I’m scrapping my first draft and starting over. From scratch.
Thank Black Jeebus for scotch,...
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“Few buildings are vast enough to hold the sound of time, and now it seemed to...”
– Thomas Wolfe, You Can’t Go Home Again
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“Yeah, that’s right. You buy your kids ridiculously homoerotic dolls and...”
– Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
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"So, like, when did you realize you were, you...
I had my suspicions the first time a guy ever stuck his cock up my ass.
It was confirmed when it happened a second time. Cake was served.