February 2012
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Name the first smell that you smell. Right now.
Thai. Some sort of shrimp and curry and noodles and it’s fucking delicious. Time to eat.
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I'm drinking and still trying to think of that...
Only the best sorts of self-entitled assholes.
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nick-0-las asked: How the fuck could another human being be made with the same brain as me? How do you exist? Why aren't we the kind of friends that grew up as neighbors, the kind that spent every summer day and night doing nothing and everything together?
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Anonymous asked: Wait a sec. You a guy or girl?
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quevengalamanana asked: your imperfection is perfection.
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I once stood on the loading bay of a bus station in Chicago on a humid June night, sharing a cigarette with some 17 year old girl who was, unfortunately, smitten with me. The next day she got off in Oklahoma. I was rifling through my bag, looking for a lighter or a book or something and I stumbled across a note she had written and must have sneaked in when I wasn’t looking.
I don’t...
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I find I like most people much better prior to the point where I actually know them.
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“Was there ever a trap to match the trap of love?”
– Stephen King; The Gunslinger. (via trevoredwards)
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Latest Addition
Glee, meet Tumblr Savior.
Tumblr Savior, meet Glee.
Now you two get along and keep from making my eyes and brainparts bleed anymore, okay? Cheerio!
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4 Reasons Humans Will Never Understand Each Other →
Basically we are all selfish, vapid meat-sacks prone to constant acts of assholery and doucheness.
Anyone claiming otherwise is in denial. People in denial are served no cake. No. Cake.
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Oops.
I accidentally deleted all my messages. I’ve had a series of messages I’ve been meaning to respond to, but was waiting until I’m out of this…funk. It would seem I can no longer reply, as I do not recall who sent them. Or what they contained. Oh well.
In other news, I’m scrapping my first draft and starting over. From scratch.
Thank Black Jeebus for scotch,...
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“Few buildings are vast enough to hold the sound of time, and now it seemed to...”
– Thomas Wolfe, You Can’t Go Home Again
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“Yeah, that’s right. You buy your kids ridiculously homoerotic dolls and...”
– Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
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"So, like, when did you realize you were, you...
I had my suspicions the first time a guy ever stuck his cock up my ass.
It was confirmed when it happened a second time. Cake was served.
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This, right here, is what they call "it."
The plan was originally to snag one of my single friends, but they’re all assholes, and head off to some nice restaurant in the uppity part of town. Upon entering, said friend would distract the hostess long enough for me to spy an upcoming reservation. Then, the two of us would commit a slight bit of identity theft and take the reserved table. What happens after that is all up in the air.
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Booze. Booze. Booze. Booze. Yes, you can put your face there.
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not-an-exit asked: Will you be my Valentine?
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Beyond Good and Awful: Literary Value in the Age... →
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January 2012
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Alcohol was not a wise decision tonight.
I should have stayed home and remained sober.
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Final Fantasy XIII-2 Review →
“Lightning vanished. Travel through time to find her.”
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Basically what it boils down to is Square-Enix sacrificed story for gameplay. Lovely.
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When The World Ends I Want To Be Holding Your Hand
Six Days At The Bottom Of The Ocean // Explosions in the Sky
The Wilhelm Scream // James Blake
Come Talk To Me // Bon Iver
Safe and Sound // Electric President
Wait // M83
Let The River In // Radical Face
Lazarus // Porcupine Tree
Blankets of Night // Hammock
Along The Road // Radical Face
Adagio For Strings // Samuel Barber
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“From those of us who are left behind: you will be remembered, you were the one I...”
– Bret Easton Ellis, Lunar Park (via paintingparadise)
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I Can't Think of Anything Pithy to Title This So I...
I don’t think I can make it through a day without oral sex being discussed on some level.
Exhibit A: Discussing with a friend the lack of teeth on otherwise hot Canadian hockey players being an advantage when one takes into account the likelihood of a seizure, a mental breakdown, or sudden zombification on the part of said Canadian hockey player as he fellates you.
Exhibit B: I was once...
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I spent five minutes watching an old lady try to park her Buick in a single parking space.
All the while I kept saying—to no one except myself because it’s my office and fuck other people—“Bitch, I would fucking key the side of your car taking up half of that other parking space if my chair wasn’t so damn comfortable.”
I believe she saw my mouth move and the...
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This is what I've been doing the past week or so:
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Does a "soulmate" (if such a thing exists) have to...
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That Night You Got Drunk and I Carried You Home
Grow Up // Metric
Get It Daddy // Sleeper Agent
Under The Bridge // Red Hot Chili Peppers
Gold Lion // Yeah Yeah Yeah’s
Crystalised // The xx
Last Night At The Jetty // Panda Bear
Animal // Miike Snow
Trailer Trash // Modest Mouse
Love To Get Used // Matt Pond PA
Loud Pipes // Ratatat
Everything Hits At Once // Spoon
New Genius (Brother) // Gorillaz
Modern Man // Arcade Fire
Walking On A Dream //...
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